TRAVEL TIP:Never Push Unknown Buttons !!!

Hey guys thought you might want a quick laugh:

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW,WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?!" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your privates are under your pillow."

I Blew It!

OK - now I think about this a little better, the challenge should have an end date....say Jan 1, 2007.

I'm also sure that I should have some categories. So if you have some suggested categories, let me know. So I will select
the top from each category - that will give me ten. I will attempt to take a vacation to each one in the following year. What Do the Winners of Each Category Get? As for now, nothing. But stay tuned on that! Pictures are helpful if you have them!

Here Are Some categories To Think About:

1. Party Vacations

2. Get Away From It All Vacations

3. Tours

4. Adventure

5. Exotic

6. Educational

7. Cruises

8. Luxury

9. Budget

10. Your Choice

Challenging All Travelers

Hello there!

I am single, 29, and I like to travel. I’ve traveled with groups, I’ve traveled alone, and I’ve traveled with a gorgeous….(that’s another story). OK, I know there are millions of you out there who are just like me!

So, I decided to issue you all a challenge! I am looking for the best of the best. Tell me where YOU like to travel
and why.

Are you up for the party, the adventure, the solitude or the friendship? I want to know the advantages, and the pitfalls. The highs and the lows. I want budget and I want luxury. Show me something wonderful, show me something unique. . .


The idea being, that when this challenge is complete (I don’t know…I haven’t figured that out yet) I would like to pick the top 10 and actually GO.

So there it is, what have you got in mind?……